i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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