absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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