Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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