More tranny stories later!
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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