If that was your dad, he is hot
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
