Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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