Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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