you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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