I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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