Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You made out with two different species that night
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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