Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I look better un-naked...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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