Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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