brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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