I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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