The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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