hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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