I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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