This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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