ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I think I have vodka in my lungs
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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