I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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