She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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