party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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