Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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