Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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