Is it normal to miss your booty call?
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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