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(607): View more from New York

I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me

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(630): View more from Illinois

Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them

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(518): View more from New York

WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!

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... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...

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(419): View more from Ohio

he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis

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(973): View more from New Jersey

when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.

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(305): View more from Florida

After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.

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(949): View more from California

Just try and act like you're sober

(1-949): View more from California

I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots

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