I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
the raccoons are back...
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