Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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