You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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