does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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