i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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