Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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