Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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