i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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