Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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