My brain says no but my pants say off.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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