the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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