Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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