Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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