Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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