I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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