you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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