this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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