Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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