So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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