So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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