After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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