If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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