Whod you bang
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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