hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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