I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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