remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Randomize
