WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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