you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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